Stand Down

"Okay, so. At ten years old, she's sent into the desert to survive for three days, like usual. Traditions, y'know?

So about a day in, she's just wandering aimlessly and probably terrified. I mean, this is a little girl who seems to have no chance. None. She's lost, right? And all she's figured out how to do is drink from a pond and keep her feet from getting too hot by tearing off a part of her dress and wrapping it around her toes.

Yeah, I know, right? I mean, it's hard to believe it now, but seriously, she was terrible at this as a kid! Yeah!

Anyhow, good part's coming up. There's was this dragon..."